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<princess> Customer: "I would like to purchase Final Cut Pro Studio and a Mini Mac" <princess> Me: "Umm, are you using the Mini Mac to run Final Cut Pro Studio" <princess> Customer: "Yes" <princess> Me: "I'm sorry to report but the Mac Mini is mostly just for internet surfing email, and a few other things. It's not designed to be a media intensive computer" <princess> Customer: "Don't get smart with me, you are just trying to raise your commission" <princess> Me: "I don't get paid commission" <princess> Customer: "I don't believe it, just get me my products I asked for" <princess> So I shrug it off and get her what she wants. <princess> A Day Later <princess> Customer comes storming in. <princess> Customer points at me because I was luckily working and screams "THIS LIAR RIGHT HERE SOLD ME A COMPUTER THAT CANT EVEN RUN THIs SOFTWARE. I WANT SEE A MANAGER AND I WANT HIM FIRED." |
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<@polite> Having Finder crash MacOS is like opening the card catalogue and having the library burn down |
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<polite> I'm going to get a new laptop before i leave <polite> like a refurb incase some homeless guy steals it for booz money <bear> get one with an external battery there GREAT! <polite> lol, dude, i warned you about that piece of shit <bear> hey <bear> its was badass performance wise <bear> just not so portable <polite> so was the Osborn <bear> lol <bear> http://oldcomputers.net/osborne.html <polite> lol, you looked it up, fail <bear> well i knew what it was <bear> i just wanted a pic <polite> They could have gone with a wider screen instead of two floppy drives <bear> yea <polite> wow thanks, i can copy 512kb from one place to another <bear> lol <polite> it could have been smaller too, if they would have opted for two boards instead of one wide ass one <polite> the osborn is like a bag of KFC, you think you get a lot more because they make it heavy as hell with gravy <polite> it had a 300 baud modem <polite> that's faster than Ryan Gass when he's the butt of a joke |
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<bear> Well, I'm off to hack the gibson <polite> I'm taking the back door <polite> working my way in through low security <bear> i perfer to jump straight throgh the front <bear> kick in the front door <polite> take out Fisher Stevens and Penn Jilette <bear> with my 400mhz laptop <bear> and 3d goggles <polite> and 28.8bps modem <bear> i have the trash file <polite> it was in the plague's home directory under .trash the whole time, nothing rm -rf could ever fix |
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<bear> fuck thumb drives <bear> ssd all the way <polite> lol <polite> i'm still using wax tablets <bear> i etch into the platters with a chisel <polite> you're fred flinstone <bear> yabadabadoooooooo |
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<wahrheit> holy shit.... windows 95 was so fucking slow <polite> it wasn't the OS, it was the computer, dingus <wahrheit> smartass <polite> THE WHEELS ON THIS CAR ARE SO SLOW <princess> lol <wahrheit> you were the one in the special education classes <polite> I wasn't in one, i was in all of them <princess> and yet he's zinging you <princess> what does that say about you <wahrheit> polite: go choke on a box of zingers <polite> DOn't be mad because you weren't smart enough to exploit the system and never have homework and do as little work as possible throughout 2nd to 12th grades <wahrheit> http://www.nicholasroussos.com/images/chocolate-zinger.jpg <polite> the regular zingers taste better to me <wahrheit> hey, ive done as little work as possible since i quit college <wahrheit> i win <wahrheit> yeah you're right though |
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<polite> no, English is an official language of India, most educated people (i.e. people who'd buy this magazine) speak it <polite> just not well <princess> clearly <polite> Thank you for calling microsoft, my name is Tom/Rick/Sally [yeah, right] may I please have the first six digits of your activation code? <polite> [digits] <polite> Thank you, and now i will submit your activation code for verification, in the meanwhile I need to ask you a few questions regarding your activation <polite> Is this this first time you are activating this copy of windows? <polite> On how many computers is this copy of windows installed on[sic] <polite> Thank you, I now have your activation code, please put your curser into block A and I will tell you the digits for each block <polite> Are you ready? <polite> [numbers] <polite> Press Finish and you are activation is complete. Have a nice day <polite> -- <polite> I know everything they say <polite> It's the same, every fucking time <polite> I've heard the same script, probably 600+ times, no joke <wahrheit> llololol <princess> X as in xylophone <polite> lol, i used to do that to me <polite> them* <polite> "P as in Pneumonia" <polite> "M as in Mneumonic" <polite> "P as in Pterydack..fdsatyl" <polite> you know, that bird thing <polite> On of them told me "F as in Phone" before <polite> I remember that <polite> very rarely do that go outside the script, if you do, they say "excuse me?" and don't understand you at all <polite> sometimes they talk to you, though <polite> "Where in the country are you?" "How's the weather there?" <polite> and so forth <polite> "Where are you?" "Kansas" "Is that near New York?" "Yes" <polite> "Do you have snow boarding in India?" |
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<princess> I think tales from the dark side is much creepier than twilight zone or that other one <polite> the outer limits? <princess> yeah <polite> i think so too, but you never see tales from the darkside anymore <polite> just like Gina Davis <princess> it's on the sci fi channel during th day <princess> the same cannot be said for geena davis |
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<Aurous> princess: Connection to "http://www.conservapedia.com/Feminism_and_housewives" successful. (Title: Feminism and housewives - Conservapedia (500ms)) * Feraligatr (Gatr@I.will.eat.you) has joined #aurous * ChanServ sets mode: +o Feraligatr <princess> oh boy this aught to be fair and accurate <polite> if it's written by a human, i don't think there's a such thing as fair and accurate <polite> that's why everything should be in lojban written by machines <@Feraligatr> L/resend my bad <princess> but the machines will only write stuff about robots and issac asimov <polite> Robot Lore: And they booted up and could only read FORTRAN from punch cards! <polite> AHH!!! |
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<@Danno> I went back in time once <@Danno> I brought a sports almanac with me <M_Butterfly> oh shi <M_Butterfly> you got rich ami rite? <polite> how'd that work out? <polite> Did you end up owning a giant casino, only to have your step son ruin it? |
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